Friday, April 11, 2008

LOL Cake

LOLCats -- love 'em or hate 'em?

At Chez Jones, it's love 'em. Even DinoBurger laughs out loud, which is really saying something.

I made a LOLCat inspired birthday cake for my 10 year old Coffee Bean:

It's true, I did burn the cake somewhat, but it was still delish. I did better with Blondies last night, and hope to do as well with brownies this afternoon. I have a dozen youngsters ready to mutiny if they don't get their legal allotment of treats this evening. And that's no LOL'ing matter.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Wedding Finery







Monday, April 07, 2008

Trendy NYC Restaurant or Uglydoll Name?

  1. Babbo
  2. Babo
  3. Tray
  4. Zoe
  5. Abima
  6. Kittichai
  7. Gato Deluxe
  8. Momofuko K
  9. Moxy
  10. Wage
  11. Lomito
  12. Nobu
  13. Fiamma
  14. Peaco
Source for trendy restaurant names: google
Source for Uglydoll names: my children’s bedroom floors, and
http://www.uglydolls.com

Answers
Uglydolls: 2, 3, 5, 7, 9, 10, 14
Restaurants: 1, 4, 6, 8, 11, 12, 13

Monday, December 03, 2007

No Bloggie, No Eatie

I overcame* dreadful, dreadful 120 day writer's block with my _other_ blog. This one may be pure recreation, but that one is meant for work. It's not even really writer's block, it's just plain procrastination coupled with my bad habit of "cherry picking" what tasks to do each day. I had a few moment's cold and snowy peace while waiting for Granny Jones to arrive at her bus stop, and it occurred to me that I really want to blog, want to get past whatever crazy cherry picking behavior was keeping me from gittin' 'er dun.

So while I waited for the oven to preheat for tonight's dinner, I went down to the dungeon to set to publishing something, anything on that other blog. And despite the need to reboot the 'puter, and the littlest coffee beans tracking me down to show me their latest performance art, and my raging desire to eat, and even more ironclad compulsion to serve dinner at the tick of 6:30pm, I did manage to git 'er dun.

Tonight's dinner was yet another leftover from our insanely fabulous party held over the weekend. Baked Brie, baguette, arugula salad, and more of Arax's finest middle eastern grub. It seems that nobody doesn't like Baked Brie!**

* if only momentarily
** we ate at 7:00, and nobody cared

Friday, November 23, 2007

Not a 30 Minute Meal

We celebrated Thanksgiving here in the new house, and it was a successful day in every way. We had 12 for dinner, 8 adults and 4 kids*. After much crabby arguments patient discussion between Mister Jones and I, he we decided that a "paced" meal would be better than just throwing down the turkey and 27 side orders all at once. We both recall the feeling of putting sooo much work into things all to be over in just a few greedy minutes. I thought it might be a little precious, but it really worked. Here was our menu, with links, even!

Fireside: sesame sticks, banana chips, cheese (pepper goat cheese, smoked gouda), crackers, peppadews**, and Parmesan Stuffed Dates Wrapped in Bacon , which, to my surprise, were only half-finished. Whattsammata, people, something wrong with sweet+salty+smoky?

First Course: Slow Cooked Onion Salad Lovely, if somewhat labor intensive to prepare, with a fabulous dressing. Not good as leftover, though. Not likely to repeat for Thanksgiving, but could work at a potluck, or with a simpler supper.

Soup: Carrot with Toasted Almond Soup Nice. I made this Tuesday night with carrots from Wilson (We're Too Snooty for Peppadews) Farms. This recipe is idiot-proof, providing you use good quality carrots, butter, and shallots. I literally ran out of room in the pot, so I fudged the amounts of cider, stock, and water. Mr. Jones pureed it with our ridiculously loud blender at 11:30pm, amazingly NOT waking up the entire household.

Appetizer: Citrus Marinated Shrimp Cocktail Easy, somewhat different, and light. We made a vodka-free version for the kids. I liked it!

OK, so then we magically*** put the rest of the food on the table. A beautiful, perfectly cooked, mahogany skinned, turkey. Herbed Bread stuffing. Spiced Cranberry Sauce. Mashed Potatoes and Leeks with Thyme. Make-ahead gravy.

And, the surprise (but really, not a surprise to me) hit of the day: Mashed Yams in Orange Cups. I almost didn't go for it, succumbing ahead of time to the imagined peer pressure against marshmallows in any form on The Holy New England Thanksgiving Table. Screw it, I thought, after reading the reviews. Were they a pain in the ass? Yes. Did I burn my little fingers opening up the freshly microwaved (yes, you read that correctly) yams. Did I feel just a little, um, ODD, putting marshmallows in my vegetables? Yes. Was it fussy, cutting the oranges just so, freezing them to firm up the sides, then scooping in the little dolly portions, decorating with marshmallows and pecans... Yes. I served them round, and to my complete surprise, it was Mister Enthusiasm himself, my husband, who positively _blurted out_ after one bite, "these are really delicious!" Quite successful, and really made for a lot of laughs and conversation. (Note: I didn't use eggs, as the idea of making ahead of time and not cooking the eggs until the next day creeped me out. And I added brandy, and cardamom.)

So it was a fantastic meal, which took HOURS to complete, which is only fitting since it took DAYS to execute. We capped it off with coffee (natch) and Mother Jones pumpkin pie****, along with SisInLaws fabulous brownies and raspberry chocolate cookies.

I'm glad I had the time on hand to put into it, but damn, that was a boatload of work. I'm enormously pleased, though!


-----Annoying Notations-----
* This is what the children ate: cheese & crackers, grapes, carrot sticks, canteloupe, apple cider, piece of shrimp (amongst the 4 of them) and .5 oz of turkey (ditto). Oh, and dessert, with seconds.

** You know that fear you have, when you're working from an elaborate plan, that you might actually forget to serve something? This was our "forgotten item". Made slightly more annoying by the fact that it took 3 different attempts to find them. Note to Wilson Farms: Peppadews are delish, and classy enough even for the likes of Lexington. Note to Belmont Shaws: see Note to Wilson Farms.

*** A double oven, is a wondrous thing. To think I almost went with a single!

****She is the best mother in law, the antidote to every mother in law joke ever told. She made an entire 2nd pie, for day after thanksgiving breakfast, shared by all the females in the house: yours truly, Beanette, Granny Jones, and Mother Jones herself.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Her Hipness Speaks

I just caught myself saying "Oh, Snap!" and not in an ironic faux-hipster way. It was an expression of just plain joy, when I found an item I needed (but suspected I was out of) for a client's shipment.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Still Cookin'

Wednesday's Meal Smoked Salmon (RRGR*, p. 145)

Backstory It's pleasantly warm, this side of bearable tonight. I'm glad I planned something cool and easy. The kids and I walked down to Wilson Farms to get some of the produce. This is easy and relaxed summer meal. My days don't seem easy and relaxed to me, but I'd say we had a pretty good day at Camp Mummy (playdate, swimming, gymnastics).

Preparation Easy. Almost a no-cook, but for the hard boiled eggs. For whatever reason, my hard boiled eggs were somewhat soft, so I served them individually instead of quartered with the greens and dressing. I was doubtful about a dressing made w/ cherry tomatoes, but after throwing it in w/ the greens, it didn't matter. I did use about 2x the salmon, knowing my family's greed healthy appetite.

Results A definite winner. The boy loved it. Granny Jones was happy, as usual. No complaints from Mr. Jones, either. Beanette was a little busy pushing things around her plate, but that's her normal way.

Rerun Potential Hmmm, I'm thinking tomorrow? I could make this once a week and they'd be happy.

Sneak Peek Tomorrow is Granny Jones' moving day and baseball, so dinner is somewhat up in the air. Friday is some kind of hazelnut crusted chicken.

*RRGR = Rachael Ray Get Real 30 Minute Meals, aka the Low Carb book. Surprisingly good, and anyone who knows me knows I care not for the low carb craze. I was just getting kind of weary of the first 3.

Older and Haggarder

...and yet the blog is still here. Now disconnected from my work blog. Not that anyone's reading, but still....